*** READ ME ***
You don't really have to. There's nothing substantial in here.
This is a simple introductory ruby program for playing a silly
game and it's just part of an introductory ruby course.
If you, somehow, for some reason, found yourself actually reading
this, then I firstly want to apologize that you find yourself in
that position. Secondly, I hope you have a nice day. Thirdly,
I want to say "Hello!" from me, my wife Tiffany, my cats Spooky,
Kazmir, Annika, Meatball, Pig, and Spice.
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.