Like Promises... but douchier.
var bromise = require('bromise');
var bro = bromise();
bro.dude(function (val) {
val; // french fries
return bromise(function (bigup) {
bigup('count chocula');
});
})
.dude(function(val) {
val; // count chocula
return bromise(function(bigup) {
bigup('milkshake');
});
})
.dude(function (val) {
val; // milkshake
});
bro.bigup('french fries');
.dude() //then()
.notcool() //catch()
.noice() //success()
.whatevs() //always()
.bigup() //resolve()
.cockblock() //reject()
FAQs
light-weight promise library.. with stupid names
We found that bromises demonstrated a not healthy version release cadence and project activity because the last version was released a year ago. It has 1 open source maintainer collaborating on the project.
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