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Like yosay, but more conversion optimization!
$ npm install --save funnelenvysays
var funnelenvysays = require('funnelenvysays');
console.log(funnelenvysays('Hello, and welcome to my fantastic generator full of whimsy and bubble gum!'));
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$ npm install --global funnelenvysays
$ funnelenvysays --help
Usage
funnelenvysays <string>
funnelenvysays <string> --maxLength 8
echo <string> | funnelenvysays
Example
funnelenvysays 'Sindre is a horse'
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We found that funnelenvysays demonstrated a not healthy version release cadence and project activity because the last version was released a year ago. It has 2 open source maintainers collaborating on the project.
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