Logging, but with sass, satire, and some serious fun. A developer-first NPM package that replaces boring console.log() statements with snarky, sarcastic, or corporate-smooth one-liners.
Logging, but with sass, satire, and some serious fun.
Created with ❤️ by imankii01
sassy-log is a developer-first NPM package that replaces boring console.log() statements with snarky, sarcastic, or corporate-smooth one-liners. It's a lightweight wrapper around your standard logging that adds humor and flavor to everyday logs — turning your terminal into a place of laughter, roast, and personality.
Instead of this:
console.log("User created")
You get:
log.success("User created")
// => "✅ Well, well, look who can CRUD. | Original: 'User created'"
Developers spend hours staring at logs — but logs are often dry, robotic, or completely emotionless. sassy-log injects life into the debugging process by making logs feel like a teammate — whether that's a sarcastic senior dev, an overly positive intern, or a corporate manager sugarcoating a failure.
This is more than just fun — it's:
npm install sassy-log
Or with yarn:
yarn add sassy-log
const sassyLogger = require('sassy-log');
// Create a logger with your preferred personality
const log = sassyLogger({ mode: 'sarcastic' });
// Use it like console.log, but with personality
log('Data fetched');
// => "💬 Oh great, more data you don't know what to do with. | Original: 'Data fetched'"
log.success('User updated');
// => "✅ Well, would you look at that. It actually worked. | Original: 'User updated'"
log.warn('API deprecated');
// => "⚠️ Oh look, a warning. I'm sure you'll totally pay attention to this one. | Original: 'API deprecated'"
log.error('Server crashed');
// => "❌ Surprise! It's broken. Who could have seen this coming? | Original: 'Server crashed'"
| Mode | Personality | Example |
|---|---|---|
| savage | Brutally honest dev-style roasts | "Congrats. You broke it. Again." |
| friendly | Positive & cheerful | "Oops! But you got this, champ 💪" |
| sarcastic | Passive-aggressive (default) | "Oh wow, another null. Shocking." |
| corporate | Polite and professional | "A minor disruption was observed during execution." |
const log = sassyLogger({
mode: 'savage', // savage, friendly, sarcastic, corporate
colors: true, // Enable/disable colors (auto-detected)
timestamps: false, // Add timestamps to logs
emojis: true, // Enable/disable emojis
customQuotes: {} // Add your own quotes
});
const log = sassyLogger({ mode: 'friendly' });
log.info('Starting in friendly mode');
// => "😊 Hey there! Just keeping you in the loop!"
log.setMode('savage');
log.info('Now in savage mode');
// => "💬 Oh great, more data you don't know what to do with."
// Check current mode
console.log(log.getMode()); // => "savage"
// See all available modes
console.log(log.getAvailableModes()); // => ["savage", "friendly", "sarcastic", "corporate"]
const log = sassyLogger({ mode: 'sarcastic' });
log
.info('Starting process')
.success('Step 1 complete')
.warn('Step 2 has issues')
.error('Process failed')
.info('Retrying...');
const log = sassyLogger({ mode: 'savage' });
// Add your own sassy quotes
log.addCustomQuotes('savage', 'info', [
'Oh look, another "temporary" solution that will last forever.',
'Breaking: Your code did something. Medal ceremony at 3 PM.'
]);
log.info('Custom sass activated');
// => Might show one of your custom quotes!
// Perfect for different environments
const log = sassyLogger({
mode: process.env.NODE_ENV === 'production' ? 'corporate' : 'savage',
colors: process.env.NODE_ENV !== 'production',
timestamps: process.env.NODE_ENV === 'production'
});
sassy-log works everywhere JavaScript runs:
Colors are automatically detected and enabled when supported:
| Method | Description | Example |
|---|---|---|
log(msg?) | Default info logging | log('Hello') |
info(msg?) | Information logging | log.info('Process started') |
success(msg?) | Success logging | log.success('Task completed') |
warn(msg?) | Warning logging | log.warn('Memory high') |
error(msg?) | Error logging | log.error('Connection failed') |
| Method | Description | Returns |
|---|---|---|
setMode(mode) | Change logging mode | SassyLogger |
getMode() | Get current mode | string |
getAvailableModes() | List all modes | string[] |
setColors(enabled) | Toggle colors | SassyLogger |
setTimestamps(enabled) | Toggle timestamps | SassyLogger |
setEmojis(enabled) | Toggle emojis | SassyLogger |
addCustomQuotes(mode, type, quotes) | Add custom quotes | SassyLogger |
const express = require('express');
const sassyLogger = require('sassy-log');
const app = express();
const log = sassyLogger({ mode: 'sarcastic', timestamps: true });
app.use((req, res, next) => {
log.info(`${req.method} ${req.path}`);
next();
});
app.get('/', (req, res) => {
log.success('Home page served');
res.send('Hello World!');
});
app.listen(3000, () => {
log.success('Server running on port 3000');
});
#!/usr/bin/env node
const sassyLogger = require('sassy-log');
const log = sassyLogger({ mode: 'friendly', colors: true });
async function deploy() {
log.info('Starting deployment...');
try {
// Deployment logic here
log.success('Deployment completed!');
} catch (error) {
log.error('Deployment failed');
process.exit(1);
}
}
deploy();
import sassyLogger from 'sassy-log';
const log = sassyLogger({
mode: 'savage',
colors: false, // Browser console handles colors differently
emojis: true
});
function MyComponent() {
useEffect(() => {
log.info('Component mounted');
return () => {
log.warn('Component unmounting');
};
}, []);
const handleClick = () => {
log.success('Button clicked');
};
return <button onClick={handleClick}>Click me</button>;
}
Run the built-in tests:
# Basic functionality test
npm test
# See basic examples
npm run example
# See mode switching examples
npm run example-modes
Full TypeScript support is included:
import sassyLogger, { SassyLoggerOptions, SassyLoggerInstance } from 'sassy-log';
const options: SassyLoggerOptions = {
mode: 'savage',
colors: true,
timestamps: false,
emojis: true
};
const log: SassyLoggerInstance = sassyLogger(options);
log.info('TypeScript works perfectly!');
We love contributions! Here's how you can help make sassy-log even more awesome:
lib/quotes.jsWant to add a new personality mode?
lib/quotes.jsdesi - Indian developer humorgen-z - Modern internet slangshakespearean - Olde English stylepirate - Arrr, matey!motivational - Life coach vibesMIT © imankii01
Made with ❤️ and a lot of sass by imankii01
Because debugging should be fun, not frustrating! 🎉
// Basic usage
const log = require('sassy-log')();
// All methods
log('info message');
log.info('info message');
log.success('success message');
log.warn('warning message');
log.error('error message');
// Configuration
log.setMode('savage');
log.setColors(true);
log.setTimestamps(true);
log.setEmojis(false);
// Custom quotes
log.addCustomQuotes('savage', 'info', ['Your custom sass here']);
// Chaining
log.info('start').success('middle').error('end');
Now go forth and log with sass! 🔥# sassy-log
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Logging, but with sass, satire, and some serious fun. A developer-first NPM package that replaces boring console.log() statements with snarky, sarcastic, or corporate-smooth one-liners.
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