evil-sort

Evil Sort

Note: this is a joke/meme package

From the depths of unhinged software devs, I bring you the horror:

import sort from 'evil-sort';

const unsorted = [8, 42, 38, 111, 2, 39, 1];
const sorted = await sort(unsorted);
console.log(sorted);
// [1, 2, 8, 38, 39, 42, 111]

It's doing this basically:

export default async function sort(numbers) {
  const sorted = [];

  await Promise.all(
    numbers.map(async (n) => {
      return new Promise((done) => {
        setTimeout(() => done(sorted.push(n)), n);
      });
    }),
  );

  return sorted;
}

But hey, it has 3 tests!