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node-ballmer
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An infinite stream of developers!
###You can install this with the following command
npm install node-ballmer
###How to use
var ballmer = require("node-ballmer").ballmer
ballmer({
flavor: "cancer", // leave this out for DEVELOPERSDEVELOPERSDEVELOPERSDEVELOPERS
total: 10, // leave this out for an infinite stream
newlines: true, // leave this out for a pure string stream
casing: "randomcase" // lower-case, UPPER-CASE and RaNdoMCaSe
});
By @jamiees2. Licensed under the MIT license.
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We found that node-ballmer demonstrated a not healthy version release cadence and project activity because the last version was released a year ago. It has 1 open source maintainer collaborating on the project.
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