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Comparing version 1.11.3 to 1.12.0

index.js

		#!/usr/bin/env node

		var sample = require('lodash.sample');
		var jokes = require('./src/jokes');
		@@ -7,4 +8,4 @@ var lulz = require('./src/lulz');;
		console.log([
		jokes.random(),
		lulz.random()
		sample(jokes),
		sample(lulz)
		].join('\n'));

package.json

src/jokes.js

		@@ -1,5 +0,2 @@
		'use strict';
		var random = require('lodash.random');

		var jokes = [
		module.exports = [
		// originals by http://twitter.com/antic
		@@ -23,3 +20,3 @@ 'Atom walks into a bar. The bartender tells him to split. Everyone dies.'
		,'I farted on the elevator.\n ⇒ It was wrong on so many levels.'
		,'I was going to make a belt out of wrist watches,\n ⇒ but then I realized it would be a total waist of time.'
		,'I once made a belt out of wrist watches; it was a complete waist of time.'
		,'A doe walks out of the woods, "That’s the last time I do that for two bucks."'
		@@ -49,9 +46,2 @@ ,'You know why dinosours can’t talk?\n ⇒ because they’re dead.'
		,'What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.'

		];

		module.exports = {
		random: function () {
		return jokes[random(0, jokes.length - 1)];
		}
		};

src/lulz.js

		@@ -1,5 +0,2 @@
		'use strict';
		var random = require('lodash.random');

		var lulz = [
		module.exports = [
		'\\[^_^]/'
		@@ -17,7 +14,1 @@ ,'\\[o_o]/'
		];

		module.exports = {
		random: function () {
		return lulz[random(0, lulz.length - 1)];
		}
		};

.jshintrc

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