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index.js

		#!/usr/bin/env node

		var random = require("lodash.random");
		var random = require('lodash.random');

		var jokes = [
		"Atom walks into a bar. The bartender tells him to split. Everyone dies."
		,"A mouse and an elephant are walking across a bridge. The mouse turns to the elephant and says, \"We make a lot of noise.\""
		,"A red ball says to a blue ball, \"tomorrow, I'm gonna be yellow.\" the blue ball just sits in silence because it's an inanimate object with no mouth."
		,"git commit -m 'once more with feeling'"

		'Atom walks into a bar. The bartender tells him to split. Everyone dies.'
		,'A mouse and an elephant are walking across a bridge. The mouse turns to the elephant and says, "We make a lot of noise."'
		,'A red ball says to a blue ball, "I can bounce higher than you!" The blue ball just sits in silence because it\'s an inanimate object with no mouth.'
		,'git commit -m "once more with feeling"'
		,'We\'ve started calling the bathroom "the gym". Now we can wake up every morning and say we went to the gym. Man, I spent a long time at the gym this morning.'
		,'I wish I could love unicorns, but love isn\'t real.'
		,'Got arrested at the airport. Apparently, security doesn\'t appreciate it when you call "shotgun" before boarding a plane.'
		,'Hammer walks into a bar. Bartender asks him how work went today. "Nailed it!"'
		];

		console.log("\n"+jokes[random(0, jokes.length-1)]);
		console.log('\n'+jokes[random(0, jokes.length-1)]);

package.json

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