		@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@ 'use strict';
		,'Hammer walks into a bar. Bartender asks him how work went today. "Nailed it!"'
		,'I wish I could love unicorns, but love isn’t real.'

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		,'A mouse and an elephant are walking across a bridge. The mouse turns to the elephant and says, "We make a lot of noise."'
		,'Man, I spent a long time at The Gym this morning.\n ⇒ We’ve started calling the bathroom "The Gym".'
		,'I wish I could love unicorns, but love isn’t real.'
		,'Man, I spent a long time at the Gym this morning.\n ⇒ We’ve started calling the bathroom "the Gym".'
		,'Got arrested at the airport. Apparently, security doesn’t appreciate it when you call "shotgun" before boarding a plane.'
		@@ -22,3 +22,3 @@ ,'You know what you get when you cross a rabbit with a rottweiler?\n ⇒ A rottweiler.'
		,'I farted on the elevator.\n ⇒ It was wrong on so many levels.'
		,'I was going to make a belt out of wrist watches, but then I realized it would be a total waist of time.'
		,'I was going to make a belt out of wrist watches,\n ⇒ but then I realized it would be a total waist of time.'
		,'A doe walks out of the woods, "That’s the last time I do that for two bucks."'
		@@ -25,0 +25,0 @@ ,'You know why dinosours can’t talk?\n ⇒ because they’re dead.'

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