buzzshit

Buzzshit

Buzzshit is a small JavaScript library to replace any bullshit words in a string by something more realistic.

(not so) Proudly brought to you by your servant and Simon Kümin.

What is a bullshit word?

It is something that no one truly understands, not even nerds, but it still used by marketing guys to sell things nobody can do.

Another definition could be:

Any word that makes no sense in a LinkedIn post.

Usage

buzzshit(input[, replacement])

Parameters

input
A string as-if provided by your average business manager.

replacement (optional)
Whatever you would like buzzwords to be replaced with.

Return value

The string as it should have been from the beginning.

Examples

import buzzshit from 'buzzshit';

buzzshit('We at [company name] love blockchain!');
// -> "We at [company name] love 💩!"
//
buzzshit('I decided to do a digital detox before our disruptive ICO :)');
// -> "I decided to do a 💩 before our 💩 💩 :)"

buzzshit('Our engineers are working on state-of-the-art machine learning algorithms.', 'BULLSHIT');
// -> "Our engineers are working on state-of-the-art BULLSHIT algorithms."

Contribute

Feel free to open a PR to add more shitwords buzzwords :)