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Comparing version 1.0.0 to 7.0.0

.github/README.md

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-# deMotivator.js
+# (de)Motivator.js
+
+- [(de)Motivator.js](#demotivatorjs)
+  - [Technologies Used](#technologies-used)
+  - [Description](#description)
+  - [Use Cases](#use-cases)
+  - [Installation](#installation)
+    - [via `npm`](#via-npm)
+    - [via JavaScript](#via-javascript)
+  - [Usage](#usage)
+  - [Update Schedule](#update-schedule)
+  - [License](#license)
+
+## Technologies Used
+<img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/db/Npm-logo.svg/1920px-Npm-logo.svg.png" width="30px">
+<img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d9/Node.js_logo.svg/1280px-Node.js_logo.svg.png" width="30px">
+<img src="https://logos-download.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/JavaScript_Logo.png" width="30px">
+<img alt="TypeScript" width="30px" src="https://blog.jeremylikness.com/blog/2019-03-05_typescript-for-javascript-developers-by-refactoring-part-1-of-2/images/1.jpeg"/>
+
+## Description
 An extensive JavaScript Library to integrate the power of (de)Motivator into your webapp.
+
+## Use Cases
+- Casually throw shade at your users.
+- Need a random insult
+- Just been roasted, and you dont feel like visiting [(de)Motivator](https://porkyproductions.github.io/deMotivator)
+- You feel as if your userbase's ego is far too high
+
+## Installation
+
+### via `npm`
+
+Install the `demotivator` package
+
+```bash
+npm i demotivator
+
+```
+
+Include the `demotivator` package in your `package.json` (this should be done automatically by npm)
+
+In your javascript file, import the `demotivator` package
+
+`var demotivator = require("demotivator")`
+
+
+### via JavaScript
+Create a JavaScript file, and add the code from the [`index.js`](https://raw.githubusercontent.com/PorkyProductions/deMotivator.js/main/index.js) to it. Add the JavaScript to your HTML file via a `<script>` tag.
+
+## Usage
+In your HTML, add a `<p>` element with the id `insult`. This will be the element that will be updated with the insult.
+
+Add any element, and pass the `onclick="GenerateInsult()"` attribute to it. This will be the element that will trigger the insult.
+
+## Update Schedule
+DMV.js will follow the same update schedule as [(de)Motivator](https://porkyproductions.github.io/deMotivator), with a release every 2-3 weeks.
+
+## License
+
+We are licenced under the Apache-2.0 licnse. Please see [LICENSE](LICENSE) for more information.

index.js

@@ -220,3 +220,40 @@ var insults = [
     "You look like somebody stepped on a goldfish.",
-    ""
+    "I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?",
+    "I love to shop, but i'm not buying anything you say",
+    "Someday you'll go far. And I really hope you stay there.",
+    "Oops, my bad. I could've sworn I was dealing with an adult.",
+    "Remember that time you were saying that thing I didn't care about? Yeah, that is now.",
+    "I'm busy right now, can I ignore you another time?",
+    "I wish I had a flip phone, so I could slam it shut on this conversation.",
+    " NSync said it best, “BYE, BYE, BYE!”",
+    "You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.",
+    "Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them.",
+    "Mirrors can't talk. Lucky for you, they can't laugh either",
+    "Keep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain.",
+    "Did I invite you to the barbecue? Then why are you all up in my grill?",
+    "You have so many gaps in your teeth it looks like your tongue is in jail.",
+    "Oh, I'm sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?",
+    "You are like a cloud. When you disappear, it's a beautiful day.",
+    " You have an entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?",
+    "Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.",
+    "Your face is just fine, but we'll have to put a bag over that personality.",
+    "I'm not a nerd. I'm just smarter than you.",
+    "Bye. Hope to see you never.",
+    "Don't worry, the first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest.",
+    "If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.",
+    "The only way you'd ever get hurt during an activity is if the TV exploded.",
+    "I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.",
+    "Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?",
+    "OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!",
+    "Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.",
+    "I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies, how silly of me.",
+    "When you look in the mirror, say hi to the clown you see in there for me, would you?",
+    "Somewhere out there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen for you. You owe it an apology.",
+    "That sounds like a you problem.",
+    "You have miles to go before you reach mediocre.",
+    "I see no evil, and I definitely don't hear your evil.",
+    "Don't worry about me. Worry about your eyebrows.",
+    "Grab a straw, because you suck.",
+    "You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.",
+    " ",
 ];
@@ -223,0 +260,0 @@ function GenerateInsult() {

package.json

 {
   "name": "demotivator",
-  "version": "1.0.0",
+  "version": "7.0.0",
   "description": "An extensive JavaScript Library to integrate the power of (de)Motivator into your webapp.",
@@ -5,0 +5,0 @@ "main": "index.js",

ts/array.ts

@@ -221,3 +221,41 @@ const insults =
     "I will boil your teeth",
-    "You look like somebody stepped on a goldfish.",``
+    "You look like somebody stepped on a goldfish.",
+    "I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?",
+    "I love to shop, but i'm not buying anything you say",
+    "Someday you'll go far. And I really hope you stay there.",
+    "Oops, my bad. I could've sworn I was dealing with an adult.",
+    "Remember that time you were saying that thing I didn't care about? Yeah, that is now.",
+    "I'm busy right now, can I ignore you another time?",
+    "I wish I had a flip phone, so I could slam it shut on this conversation.",
+    " NSync said it best, “BYE, BYE, BYE!”",
+    "You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.",
+    "Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them.",
+    "Mirrors can't talk. Lucky for you, they can't laugh either",
+    "Keep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain.",
+    "Did I invite you to the barbecue? Then why are you all up in my grill?",
+    "You have so many gaps in your teeth it looks like your tongue is in jail.",
+    "Oh, I'm sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?",
+    "You are like a cloud. When you disappear, it's a beautiful day.",
+    " You have an entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?",
+    "Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.",
+    "Your face is just fine, but we'll have to put a bag over that personality.",
+    "I'm not a nerd. I'm just smarter than you.",
+    "Bye. Hope to see you never.",
+    "Don't worry, the first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest.",
+    "If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.",
+    "The only way you'd ever get hurt during an activity is if the TV exploded.",
+    "I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.",
+    "Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?",
+    "OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!",
+    "Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.",
+    "I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies, how silly of me.",
+    "When you look in the mirror, say hi to the clown you see in there for me, would you?",
+    "Somewhere out there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen for you. You owe it an apology.",
+    "That sounds like a you problem.",
+    "You have miles to go before you reach mediocre.",
+    "I see no evil, and I definitely don't hear your evil.",
+    "Don't worry about me. Worry about your eyebrows.",
+    "Grab a straw, because you suck.",
+    "You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.",
+    " ",
 
@@ -224,0 +262,0 @@

ts/index.ts

@@ -221,3 +221,41 @@ const insults =
     "I will boil your teeth",
-    "You look like somebody stepped on a goldfish.",``
+    "You look like somebody stepped on a goldfish.",
+    "I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?",
+    "I love to shop, but i'm not buying anything you say",
+    "Someday you'll go far. And I really hope you stay there.",
+    "Oops, my bad. I could've sworn I was dealing with an adult.",
+    "Remember that time you were saying that thing I didn't care about? Yeah, that is now.",
+    "I'm busy right now, can I ignore you another time?",
+    "I wish I had a flip phone, so I could slam it shut on this conversation.",
+    " NSync said it best, “BYE, BYE, BYE!”",
+    "You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.",
+    "Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them.",
+    "Mirrors can't talk. Lucky for you, they can't laugh either",
+    "Keep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain.",
+    "Did I invite you to the barbecue? Then why are you all up in my grill?",
+    "You have so many gaps in your teeth it looks like your tongue is in jail.",
+    "Oh, I'm sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?",
+    "You are like a cloud. When you disappear, it's a beautiful day.",
+    " You have an entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?",
+    "Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.",
+    "Your face is just fine, but we'll have to put a bag over that personality.",
+    "I'm not a nerd. I'm just smarter than you.",
+    "Bye. Hope to see you never.",
+    "Don't worry, the first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest.",
+    "If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.",
+    "The only way you'd ever get hurt during an activity is if the TV exploded.",
+    "I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.",
+    "Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?",
+    "OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!",
+    "Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.",
+    "I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies, how silly of me.",
+    "When you look in the mirror, say hi to the clown you see in there for me, would you?",
+    "Somewhere out there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen for you. You owe it an apology.",
+    "That sounds like a you problem.",
+    "You have miles to go before you reach mediocre.",
+    "I see no evil, and I definitely don't hear your evil.",
+    "Don't worry about me. Worry about your eyebrows.",
+    "Grab a straw, because you suck.",
+    "You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.",
+    " ",
 
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