conspire

Conspire

Generate frightening and very believable conspiracy theories.

Current Version: 1.0.0
Node Support: 0.10.x, 0.11.x
License: MIT
Build Status:

Examples

• The Queen's diamond jubilee never actually happened. It was faked by News International.
• CERN have been using dolphins for arms trafficking since the 1970s.
• The CIA are brainwashing cats for a Washington takeover.

Install

Install Conspire with npm:

npm install conspire

If you just want to use the command-line tool, you might want to install globally:

npm install -g conspire

Usage (Command-Line)

conspire # The Queen's diamond jubilee never actually happened. It was faked by News International.

Usage (JavaScript)

var conspire = require('conspire');
var theory = conspire();
console.log(theory); // CERN have been using dolphins for arms trafficking since the 1970s.

Contributing

To contribute to Conspire, clone this repo locally and commit your code on a separate branch.

Please check that everything works by running the following before opening a pull-request:

make lint test

License

Conspire is licensed under the MIT license.
Copyright © 2014, Rowan Manning