i-am-worthless - npm Package Compare versions

Comparing version 192.168.2 to 192.168.3

index.js

@@ -11,2 +11,9 @@ #!/usr/bin/env node
 
+let endearments = [
+  'turd gurgler',
+  'absolute disgrace',
+  'pro skub waste man',
+  'wotsit dust covered animal'
+]
+
 request('http://api.adviceslip.com/advice', function(err, response, body) {
@@ -25,4 +32,6 @@ if (err) {
 
-  console.log(res.slip.advice)
+  let advice = res.slip.advice.replace(/\.$/, '')
+
+  console.log(advice + ', you ' + endearments[Math.floor(Math.random()*endearments.length)])
   // Now go back to your worthless life 
 })

package.json

 {
   "name": "i-am-worthless",
-  "version": "192.168.2",
+  "version": "192.168.3",
   "repository": "JakeElder/i-am-worthless",
@@ -5,0 +5,0 @@ "description": "Attempts to stop you from being so god damn hopeless",

README.md

@@ -5,4 +5,14 @@ # i-am-worthless
 
-If you can JUST ABOUT manage it, install by typing `npm install -g i-am-worthless`
+## INSTALL
 
-Then issue the command `i-am-worthless` to receive a random piece of advice that may one day stop you from being such a failure
+If you can JUST ABOUT manage it, install by typing
+```
+npm install -g i-am-worthless`
+```
+
+## USE IT
+Just issue the command `i-am-worthless` to receive a random piece of advice that may one day stop you from being such a failure
+
+---
+
+Uses http://api.adviceslip.com/advice

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29

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