antic

antic

This antic module console logs some things you might hear at a party or other awkward gathering.

npm install -g antic;
antic;
=> Atom walks into a bar. The bartender tells him to split. Everyone dies.
\[^_^]/

Author

Adam Eivy is a software architect by day and a drawing dad by night. Check out his latest project Beetle Royale or follow him on the interwebs

Related

If you like this module, check out buzzphrase for synergistic overflow!

Contributions

We accept pull-requests. Go ahead and fork, clone, and add jokes/lulz to your own repo and pull away. Please run npm test before you make the PR to ensure you haven't foobared a comma or quote ;)

Credit

Jokes by Adam Eivy (or learned from some mystic on the mountains)

License courtesy of Terin's Jokes

License

THIS PROGRAM IS DISTRIBUTED IN THE HOPE THAT IT WILL BE FUNNY, BUT WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY. IT IS PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE AMOUNT OF LAUGHTER YOUR USERS WILL GET FROM THESE JOKES, THE SUITABILITY AT A PARTICULAR TIME, OR THE CONTEXT TO UNDERSTAND WHY THEY MIGHT BE FUNNY. THE ENTIRE RISK AS TO THE QUALITY AND PERFORMANCE OF THE PROGRAM IS WITH YOU. SHOULD THE PROGRAM BE DEFECTIVE, YOU ASSUME THE COSTS OF ALL NECESSARY SERVICING, CORRECTION OR RETRACTION.

IN NO EVENT UNLESS REQUIRED BY APPLICABLE LAW WILL THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR DAMAGES, INCLUDING ANY GENERAL, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF THE USE OR INABILITY TO USE THE PROGRAM (INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO LOSS OF FRIENDS OR JOKES BEING RENDERED PASSÉ), EVEN IF THE AUTHOR HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.

Legal aside: This module is released under the ISC license and the above terms are non-binding.