shindan

shindan

shindanmaker web scraper

shindan is a web scraper for ShindanMaker, a joke fortune telling website.

const shindan = require('shindan')

shindan
  .diagnose(587327, 'Pudding')
  .then(console.log) // Yes, Pudding is 795% cute.

Authors on ShindanMaker create short, often comical diagnoses based on message fragments that are shuffled together, and then visitors enter their names and read these random diagnoses with their names inserted in. I couldn't find an official API to do this on ShindanMaker's site, so I decided to just scrape their website for data.

Usage

promise = shindan.diagnose(shindanID, name[, callback])

Sends a request to ShindanMaker for the provided shindanID with your name.

• shindanID number. You can find this in your shindan's uri. Must be an integer.
• name string. Who is the diagnosis for? Can't be an empty string, but can be anything else ShindanMaker supports.
• promise / callback You can use either or both.
  • result string. Diagnosis result.
  • error Error. You can get request errors, which are internet issues, and parsing errors, which would happen because ShindanMaker changed their site markup.

Generally, providing the same pair of arguments will give you the same results for a day. Try it yourself for more details.

promise = shindan.list(options[, callback])

Scrapes ShindanMaker's list page, passing options as a query string.

• options You can either provide an object or a string here. If you leave this blank, you'll get the newest listing.
  • string. Provide a string instead of an object and it'll be treated as the mode parameter.
  • object. Query string parameters. Some useful ones:
    • mode Your list mode. You can find them by browsing ShindanMaker, but the most useful one is probably hot for HOT items.
    • p List page.
• promise / callback You can use either or both.
  • results array. An array of objects representing the items found in the list
    • order number. The current list index
    • id number. Shindan ID
    • title string. Shindan name / title
    • diagnoses number. Number of diagnoses given. Sometimes inaccurate.
    • description string. Shindan description
    • favorites number. Number of favorites
    • author string. Whoever wrote the shindan
    • tags array. An array of strings representing the tags given to this shindan