stewlang

StewartLang

The world's first programming language oriented towards our Lord and Savior Ben Stewart.
This fork is a "fancier" version with easier run/install instructions.

Write

Code should look like this:

stewart ben 4
tom ben stewarts 4
    stewage ben
    xotic

c&d stewart log
    stewage! log

blooket {
    console.log('beanie')
}

bean stewart beaner

Let's destructure the code a bit:

• The stewart operator defines a global variable. This defines a variable with the name ben as the number 4.
• The tom operator is an "if" statement.
  • If the variable ben "stewarts" (equals) 4, then the variable is logged to the console.
  • Then, the if statement is returned with the xotic operator.
• The c&d (or Cease and Desist) operator defines a native function.
  • Operators within native functions are marked with exclamation points (such as stewage!).
  • Native functions are compiled to JavaScript and executed when needed.
    • This function uses the stewage operator in order to log its only argument, log to the console.
• The #blooket operator defines an inter-op, implicitly executed JavaScript function. It may also be defined with arguments in a similar fashion to native functions.
• The bean operator then explicitly calls the native function "stewart."

Of course, this is a joke programming language and has many bugs I need to sort out. Don't actually use this in production, it's not worth it (or is it)?

Installation

1. Install Node.
2. Log into the terminal/PowerShell as an administrator.
3. Run npm i -g stewlang. If this throws a No Access error, run sudo npm i -g stewlang.
4. StewLang has been installed!

Run

Just type stew <filename> I.E. stew script.stew.

Docs

Native functions

Native functions are simple functions directly defined within StewartLang.
They may take multiple arguments and are compiled into JavaScript from StewartLang.
Here is a more complicated example:

c&d add a b
    stewart! result a plus b
    stewage! result
    xotic!

bean add 1 2

This is a simple function to add two numbers together. The valid operations for math operations within variable definitions are:

plus (joke about Blooket Plus) - Add
ben                            - Subtract
spencer                        - Multiply
corey                          - Divide

Operations can only be used within variable definitions as they would be much too complicated otherwise.

Interop

StewartLang, since it is written in JavaScript, has support for JavaScript interoperability. This is defined within the blooket statement.

blooket {
    var blook = await import('ben-module');
    console.log(blook);
}

Interop statements end with a closed brace, or optionally, a pipe such as } xotic to send output to a variable.
WARNING: All interop functions are executed implicitly, are forced to be asynchronous, and may execute before native functions.

If

If statements are named tom.

stewart blooket 4 ben 2

tom blooket stewarts 2
    stewage blooket
    xotic

This is a very simple function.
The variable blooket is defined as 4 ben 2, or 4 - 2, which is 2.
If the variable blooket stewarts, or equals 2, the variable blooket is logged to the console.
The available conditions are as follows:

stewarts - equals
spencers - does not equal
coreys   - greater than
toms     - less than

Variables

Variables can be defined in a simple manner. The stewart operator defines variables, and allows for mathematic functions to be embedded within a definition. Here is a short example.

stewart blooket 0 corey 0

This produces the famous NaN value, because we are dividing 0 by 0. The list of mathematic definitions was defined at the bottom of Native functions.

Aside from math, the stewart operator can also define strings and other content types.

stewart blooket Ben Stewart - Defines a string with the content "Ben Stewart"
stewart blooket2 true       - Defines a boolean.

Functions

As we saw earlier, c&d, blooket#, tom, stewart, and many more are operators, but there are built-in functions we can give a brief overview of.

stewage, stewage!

Logs an inferred value to the console. Specific checks are in place so that NaN can be logged, and variables that do not exist have their names logged as strings.

stewage fart    - Is not defined, logs "fart"
stewage blooket - Is defined, logs "Ben Stewart"

bean

This cannot be used recursively within functions in order to be safe. This function calls another native function.

bean add arg1 arg2 - Adds arg1 and arg2

Examples

Express server

blooket {
    let server = (await import('express')).default;
    let app = server();

    return app;
} xotic

c&d get path string
    this.xotic.get(path, (req, res) => {
        res.send(string);
    });
    xotic!

bean get /, hello world!

blooket {
    this.xotic.listen(8080);
}

This uses a new feature, JavaScript embedded within native functions, as well as interop piping. You can see that variables in the context of native and interop functions must be referenced with this.

And finally, running your code:

npx benstewart ./file.ben

Thank you for using StewartLang.